Apologies My Good Bitch Embroidered Patch

Apologies, my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck? Equal parts classy and chaotic, this embroidered patch combines gothic calligraphy, colourful florals, and unfiltered rage in one politely profane package. It measures approximately 7.9 cm wide by 5.9 cm tall and is the perfect addition to jackets, bags, or anywhere your sarcasm needs representation.

To apply, simply iron onto any heat-safe fabric, but for the best durability, sewing on is recommended. Want this patch in custom colours? Send me a DM, and we’ll create something just for you!

Each patch is machine-embroidered on felt or twill and is a fun, expressive way to show your personality without saying a word.