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Own it proudly with this Asshole Merit Badge. Perfect for those who embrace a little snark and self-awareness, this patch adds a playful kick to your jacket, backpack, or wherever else you want to flaunt your not-so-saintly side. Machine embroidered on felt or twill, it’s made to withstand plenty of side-eyes and laughs.
To apply, iron the patch onto any heat-safe fabric, but for the best durability, sewing the patch on is recommended. Want this patch in custom colours? Send me a DM, and we’ll create something just for you!
Each patch is machine-embroidered on felt or twill and is a fun, expressive way to show your personality without saying a word.
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