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Be like a star—distant and dying. This embroidered patch captures the exact vibe of functioning in 2025 with a smile on your face and an existential crisis in your soul. Featuring a sparkly-eyed yellow star trailing cyan, magenta, and doom, it measures approximately 7.7 cm tall by 5.6 cm wide. A perfect blend of kawaii and cosmic nihilism, ideal for bags, jackets, or your emotional support hoodie.
To apply, iron the patch onto any heat-safe fabric, but for the best durability, sewing the patch on is recommended. Want this patch in custom colours? Send me a DM, and we’ll create something just for you!
Each patch is machine-embroidered on felt or twill and is a fun, expressive way to show your personality without saying a word. All items are carefully crafted in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
