Don't Be a Douche Canoe Embroidered Patch

A little friendly advice, paddled in with style. This embroidered patch features a cheerful green canoe and the timeless reminder, “Don’t Be a Douche.” Great for campers, paddlers, or anyone who appreciates a little lakeside sass with their gear.

To apply, iron the patch onto any heat-safe fabric, but for the best durability, sewing the patch on is recommended. Want this patch in custom colours? Send me a DM, and we’ll create something just for you.

Each patch is machine-embroidered on felt or twill and is a fun, expressive way to show your personality without saying a word. Patch measures 7.9 cm x 5.6 cm.