Farted Not Sharted Embroidered Patch

Keep it classy (or at least honest) with this Farted Not Sharted embroidered patch. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a bit of crass humour, this patch is a cheeky way to add some personality to your jacket, bag, or wherever else you want to make people snort. Machine-embroidered on felt or twill, it’s built to last through all of life’s… mishaps.

To apply, iron the patch onto any heat-safe fabric, but for the best durability, sewing the patch on is recommended. Want this patch in custom colours? Send me a DM, and we’ll create something just for you!

Each patch is machine-embroidered on felt or twill and is a fun, expressive way to show your personality without saying a word.