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Honesty is the best policy, and this patch doesn’t hold back. Featuring the blunt truth I don’t know shit about fuck, it’s perfect for anyone stumbling through life with confidence and absolutely no clue. Add it to your jacket, bag, or anywhere that needs a splash of brutally funny self-awareness.
To apply, iron the patch onto any heat-safe fabric, but for the best durability, sewing the patch on is recommended. Want this patch in custom colours? Send me a DM, and we’ll create something just for you!
Each patch is machine-embroidered on felt or twill and is a fun, expressive way to show your personality without saying a word.
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