Some jokes just write themselves. 🦪💦 The Moister Than an Oyster embroidered patch is a playful mix of cute and cheeky, featuring a happy little clam and some suggestive humour. Whether you love a good pun or just enjoy making people do a double take, this patch is the perfect addition to your collection.
This patch measures approximately 3 inches across and features a double-sided adhesive backing. Machine embroidered on felt, this high-quality patch adds personality to jackets, backpacks, totes, or anywhere you need a little stitched sass.
To apply, iron onto any heat-safe fabric. However, sewing on is recommended for the best durability. If you want this patch in custom colours, send me a direct message, and we’ll create something just for you!
