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Sometimes people need a gentle little reminder to chill the fuck out. This Calm The Fuck Down patch does the trick, loud and clear. Perfect for jackets, bags, or wherever else you feel like spreading the gospel of taking a deep breath, it’s a playful way to show your personality and maybe get a few laughs. Machine embroidered on felt or twill, it’s made to last through all sorts of daily chaos.
To apply, iron the patch onto any heat-safe fabric, but for the best durability, sewing the patch on is recommended. Want this patch in custom colours? Send me a DM, and we’ll create something just for you!
Each patch is machine-embroidered on felt or twill and is a fun, expressive way to show your personality without saying a word.
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