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Start your day with a little caffeine and a lot of contempt. This embroidered patch is perfect for anyone who hates mornings, small talk, and, well, people—but finds a little peace in a strong cup of coffee. Add it to your jacket, bag, or wherever your grumpy little heart desires.
To apply, iron the patch onto any heat-safe fabric, but for the best durability, sewing the patch on is recommended. Want this patch in custom colours? Send me a DM, and we’ll create something just for you!
Each patch is machine-embroidered on felt or twill and is a fun, expressive way to show your personality without saying a word.
