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Unleash a little chaotic energy with the Murder Birder embroidered vinyl keychain! Featuring a goose clutching a knife with its best “don’t mess with me” stare, this keychain is the perfect mix of funny and menacing. Clip it to your keys, bag, or luggage and let the world know you’re not to be trifled with.
Each keychain is carefully machine embroidered on durable marine vinyl and finished with double-cap rivets for strength. You can personalise your keychain by choosing your preferred hardware: lobster clasp, split keyring, silver D ring, or gold D ring. Handmade with care, this accessory is sturdy, snarky, and ready to cause trouble.
Please note, as these are handmade items, slight variations may occur, making every piece unique.
All items are made to order and include a 5–7 business day production time.
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