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For those who’ve had enough of the human experience. This embroidered patch features a one-star review that simply says it all: “People. Terrible. Would not recommend.” Perfect for introverts, misanthropes, or anyone with a dark sense of humour and a low tolerance for nonsense.
To apply, iron the patch onto any heat-safe fabric, but for the best durability, sewing the patch on is recommended. Want this patch in custom colours? Send me a DM, and we’ll create something just for you.
Each patch is machine-embroidered on felt or twill and is a fun, expressive way to show your personality without saying a word. Patch measures 7.6 cm x 5.8 cm.
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